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Boo (बू)

BOO Log kehte hain swarg aur narak sab yahi bhogna pdta hai. Dev aur daitya sab hum hi mein hain. Log aisa kehte hain. Us raat neend mein Anshi ko lga jaise koi uske seene par betha aur uska galaa ghont raha hai. Vo chahkar bhi hil nahi pa rahi thi, na hi kuchh bol pa rahi thi. Lagbhag ek minute chhatpatane ke baad achaanak vo ek lambi saans lete huye uthi aur apne hostel room mein khud ko akela paya. Sleep paralysis... Jab dimag jaag jata hai par shareer soya rehta hai. Paani peete huye Anshi ko ehsaas hua ki Maria room mein nahi thi. Raat 3:30 baje hostel se bhaag kar vo aaj phir, hostel ki purani B-Wing ki taraf gayi hogi. Pata nahi us purane khandar mein use kya milta tha. koi kisi ko maar kar agar laash vahin phenk de, to bhi kayi hafto'n tak kisi ko naamo nishan na mile. Subha college mein foxy ke liye kuchh biscuits daalne ke baad vo lecture ke liye daudi aur dekha ki Maria already class mein hai. Maria - hello... Anshi - hello... Long time, no see? Maria - tu soyi rehti hai

Monologue - Namak Swad Anusar

Namak Swaad Anusar Humse jhoot bola gaya hai bachpan se ki... Jis chiz mein mann lage... Jis chiz ki lagan ho, use itna kar do ki usme expert ho jao... Ragad dalo bilkul. Vahi kahawat "Karat Karat abhyas te; something something meri jaan... Karle humse ekbar pyar ki meethi baatein char". But nobody tells us, ki sirf ek chiz mein expert hone se zyada behtar hai ap sampoorna total-tich human being bane. Nahi samjhe??? Bhai zyadti (excess) to har ek chiz ki kharaab hi hoti hai... Everything. Hadh se zyada music sunne se kaan kharab ho jaate hain. Hadh se zyada singing/riyaaz se permanent voice damage ho sakta hai. Hadh se zyada butter chicken/momos khaane se pet me ulcer hoga hi hoga. Chalo ye to fir bhi thik hai. Kuchh bande hadh kar dete hain nashe karne ki... Ap sabne vo log dekhe hi honge apne aas pass... Ya pados mein ya sadak pe chalte firte. Mujhe lagta hai ye log challenge sa le lete hain... Ki bhai mujhse zyada koi kar ke dikha de. Isi chiz me hi sahi par no. 1 aakar ma